Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN
At first I thought this was porn and then I realised it was Captain America and now I’m confused with life.
(Source: alphalewolf)
Those sneaky little buses
Donatella Versace topless at the beach
Brb… *rips eyes out & stomps on them*
Dog pushes man in wheelchair during flood
Good morning. Here’s a thermal fart.